Neologismology

My new aesthetic is hitting the capslOCK KEY RANdomly.

OKAY, Not reallY.

BUT SERiously, every sENTence looks more interesting with a bit of WEIRD CAPITALIZATION.

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

besturlonhere:

shaquilleofeel:

edwad:

which is why ur useless lol

WE”RE NOT AGAINST CAPITALISM, WE”RE AGAINST BRONY CAPITALISM

liberalism is the most morally bankrupt ideology

we are against cobra commander, not cobra itself, which is a fine organization run by reasonable people

I agree with the picture.
I’m thinking there’s about a 50% chance that I’ll get hate for this. Which makes me wonder, how is hate distributed? It’s definitely not normal, the tails are too heavy and the mean is too low.

ghostbongweedofthesamurai:

besturlonhere:

shaquilleofeel:

edwad:

which is why ur useless lol

WE”RE NOT AGAINST CAPITALISM, WE”RE AGAINST BRONY CAPITALISM

liberalism is the most morally bankrupt ideology

we are against cobra commander, not cobra itself, which is a fine organization run by reasonable people

I agree with the picture.

I’m thinking there’s about a 50% chance that I’ll get hate for this. Which makes me wonder, how is hate distributed? It’s definitely not normal, the tails are too heavy and the mean is too low.

ATTENTION

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

Wow, really?

If you actually notice this reblog and follow me, I’ll be quite impressed.

Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.

(via hefuckin)

Seriously?

Am I the only person on this website who actually sleeps?

asylum-art:

Zhang Ding: Analgesic 

Free-Standing Sculpture Tinted copper, 18K Gold, pure silver 

Analgesic is easily the most blatant of depiction of materialism. This hand in particular takes on the fallen nature that ZHANG wants the audience to see; the pills lay around the hand as if they have been dropped.

The hand itself is holding the mass produced pain pills beyond its control. Here we begin to see the control of the market over society.

ZHANG has taken a well known and popular household product and made it into nothing other than material gold and silver purchased and held by the hand of society. The human has lost identity and lost control, implying the degradation of consumerist culture. And now all we know is the pills given to us; the drug of the masses.

Yeah, people who want relief from pain are just awful. If they weren’t such consumerist drones they’d just suffer like God intended.

Thank heaven that we have artists to make statues out of gold and silver. Only through extremely-expensive works of art can we break the corrupt control of the market over society.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

Not taking the risk

I still don’t really understand the hate/fear of Superwholock that seems so common around here.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

Not taking the risk

I still don’t really understand the hate/fear of Superwholock that seems so common around here.

prokopetz:

This is a weird one, but: do any of y’all have a reasonable command of Church Latin? If so, I have a small paid translation gig for you. Drop me an ask if interested.

(If you don’t speak Church Latin, but might have friends who do, please pass the offer along.)

Signal boost.

Urgh

I just heard some rustling from the kitchen. Went to check it out, and it was a mouse caught in the mousetrap beside our trash. Its neck was broken, but it wasn’t dead. It was still twitching, trying to move.

Possibly the most awful thing I’ve seen.

I’m not really an animal lover, and I’m not terribly squeamish, but…the way it struggled was almost human. Couldn’t help but put myself in its shoes.

Honestly wouldn’t have bothered me at all if it had been a clean kill. But it really wasn’t. I put the mouse outside, it’s probably dead by now.

And…yeah. Just wanted to get that out there.

ART NOTES.

iancsamson:

bashko:

Hey guys, I’m wondering what

-you’d like to see me focus on in my art

-what you like so far

-what you’d like to see improve

-anything that irks you about my art.

-stuff you want to see me draw.

Feel free to go anon, I won’t be publishing or responding these but I’ll appreciate the input. Thank you!

Rebloggin’, cause, hey! Thems would be good things for me to know too!

-Drawing City of Reality. Your other stuff is also generally pretty good, but CoR is better.

-Your writing, mostly. Lots of great ideas and good dialogue too. Your composition, visual storytelling, and use of the webcomic format are also good.

-I’m not sure what the right word for this is…illustration, maybe? Much as I like your art, you’ve never drawn anything that I’d want to hang on a wall. Your characters and backgrounds have personality and tell stories effectively, but they’re rarely beautiful for fascinatingly ugly. So yeah, that’s something you could work on.

-Nothing really. Maybe the City of Reality update schedule or lack thereof, if that counts.

-Again, more City of Reality.

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.
You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that bears are actually space aliens. They come to earth disguised as wildlife in order to study human culture and read human comic books.
You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if they are aliens they must be incredibly advanced in order to reach our planet. Even if you subject bears to advanced scientific tests, the aliens will simply use their superior science to fool your attempts at testing them.

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.

You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that bears are actually space aliens. They come to earth disguised as wildlife in order to study human culture and read human comic books.

You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if they are aliens they must be incredibly advanced in order to reach our planet. Even if you subject bears to advanced scientific tests, the aliens will simply use their superior science to fool your attempts at testing them.